Big Daddy Cranks the Volume to Eleven posted by Les Leonard
Forget stressing out about the threat of Swine Flu, Black ’ n’ Gold Fever is spreading across the country faster than U.S. Attorney Jim Letten opens new corruption investigations at City Hall. Prior to the game, the biased Northeastern-controlled television sports media told national TV viewers that the team of the decade (New England) would expose those fraudulent Saints. After the Saints pummeled New England Monday night, the Fever’s infection rate reached epidemic proportions. Worried Americans started seeking a cure to this peculiar new virus. Well don’t be frightened, Big Daddy knows the only remedy: Jump on the “Who Dat Bandwagon” rolling through your city and start enjoying life. In this week’s edition of the Section 645 Saints Beat, Big Daddy covers the State Farm Bayou Classic, tailgates at the Kingpin, rides the streetcar to the game, recaps a wild Monday Night Party, reports from Section 645, and releases his World Famous Pregame Information.
Thanksgiving weekend around these parts means Bayou Classic. This year marked the 35th anniversary of the grudge match pitting Southern University vs. Grambling State. An estimated 200,000 tourists descended on our fair city to enjoy the epitome of college football’s pageantry, pumping $30 million into the local economy. Visiting fans look forward to attending Bayou Classic sanctioned events made possible by lead sponsor State Farm. Activities include the super job fair, a Gospel brunch, the Battle of the Bands and Greek show, climaxing with Saturday afternoon’s grid iron war. Grambling dominated Southern for the second straight time, pounding the Jaguars 31-13. Post game celebrations commenced, enveloping a sizeable chunk of Canal St. and the Vieux Carre. Adventurous dudes experimented with some of the area’s alternative entertainment options, keeping Bourbon St.’ s talented ladies busy explaining their recession-sensitive VIP services. Big Daddy knows just like Tiger Woods, no matter what event tourists come here for, bad boys will always want to try new ways to “ hide the salami” while spending time in the Big Easy.
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